All of my "the things you should know about me" posts have been pretty serious thus far. And honestly, I could argue that this one is really serious too.
I am not a morning person.
I say this with all of the kindness and love that I have...I do not conversate until I have a cup of coffee in my system and at least thirty minutes to fully acclimate to being awake. Please take note of this.
I sure love your father, but he hasn't learned this lesson yet.
Coffee and then all of the questions. Please.
Love you. Mean it.